Monday, October 31, 2011

Just For Fun--Irritatingly Funny Questions and Replies!!!

                             After a gap that felt like eternity --back here again doing what i love  most ---this time after seeing lot of Mr.Bean comedies  recently for umpteenth time --i was thinking about sum funny stuffs tht go unnoticed in our lives --in the midst of always serious stuff

                      Some of the frequent questions and replies  tht come out in  scenarios u wish u were not in :)(sum experienced by me sum by my buddies)

         *  When your dad comes and ask to u "Whom do u want to marry?-we jump up to say the name of the girl we love but then remaining part of question comes up -----Out of these girls i chose for u ,, "

         *  When ur frd who fails to return the money borrowed from u ,,meets u accidentally and says "hey i was coming straight to ur house --just when we think we r gona get money --he completes the reply --TO ASK U SUM MORE TIME " 

        *  When a doctor whom we go for consultation first time asks the first question--"Where do u work and what do u do ?(easy way to judge the fee amount)

        *    When ur sister comes up to u and asks exactly when u dont have a single penny at end of month "Bro can u buy me a new nokia phone"

         *    When ur dad catches u red handed with ur love ---a guy always has to say  --"dad i was goin to say abt this to u today and blinks helplessly"

         *    When u make ur girlfrd wait for 5 mins and she asks u ---"why so fast --all work done?"

         *    When u see sumone u dont want to see ,,the first question from them  is "I was just thinking abt u"

         *    When  ur office employee comes in the midst of heated discussion and asks "Sir do u want anythin??

         *   When u pass all the interviews in a company and they finally they say "Congratulations u r appointed --but we forgot to tell u --ur salary is 10 k/month for a job worth more and expected more "

         *   When a friend calls u up at 11  in night and asks --"R u Busy ?"

        *    When sum frd of urs doesnt answer ur call for 10 days and picks up on 11th day and says "Did u call before?

        *  When u make ur gf /future wife meet ur mom and she comes with a spontaneous reply "Son --r u sure ?

         *  When the site engineer who takes ages to complete ur work comes up and asks --"How r u  sir "'\
        *  When ur grandpa or  grandma talks to u for hrs irritatin u to no limits  and says finally "How u r so patient ?
    
        *   When u go for a marriage and sumone who knows comes up to u and asks u in marriage hall --"u have time for attending marriages --u cant have a coffee with me "

        *   When ur best sweetheart --goes completely missing --and comes after months asking"did u miss me "

        *   When u comeout of a theatre and meet a known frd in front of theatre ,,he asks "u went for a movie ?"

        *  When ur first love meets u after years --introduces u to her husband and  family sayin--hey looks whos here --my best brother like frd in my school?

    Sumtimes u r left speechless--thts all i can say,cheers

1 comment:

  1. When a doctor whom we go for consultation first time asks the first question--"Where do u work and what do u do ?(easy way to judge the fee amount)

    ^I have faced this..

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